Miami Cannibal Rudy Eugene – the Pothead Bible Study Cannibalism Story

 

I was very intrigued to find this cartoon by the author of my favorite book “You Will Die” explaining why the Miami Cannibal didn’t start eating face because of LSD, Bath Salts or Cocaine:

Eat shrink wrapped dead mammals from the store, not fresh ones on the street!

Rudy Eugene was a violent, violent lad. Then he started smoking a lot of pot and it calmed him down. He was a bible-toting christian and refused all drugs, even aspirin. One day, god told him to stop using marijuana and TWO DAYS later the violent tendencies within him came back with vengeance – causing him to eat a mans face off.

http://suburra.com/blog/2012/06/04/bible-study-cannibal/

From the Narco Polo blog, direct link to cannibal cartoon
http://suburra.com/blog/2012/06/04/bible-study-cannibal/

In 2004 he became the first person to be Tased in North Miami Beach when he went on a destructive rampage in his mother’s home. He shoved her, broke a table, smashed items, and told her, “I’ll put a gun to your head and kill you.” When the police arrived he threatened them as well.

 

What happens when angry moms who watch too much Corporate TV reporting done by sensationalist a-holes that just make shit up like “the new LSD” to get more viewers and sell more papers? Congress bans “bath salts” to halt the progress of zombie epidemic:

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/2012/06/miami-zombie-attack-may-mean-action-in-washington.html

Bath Salts: its what’s for dinner – for zombies!

“When they learn about this face-chewing situation in Florida, hopefully that will change a few minds,” said Rep. Charlie Dent (R-Pa.), an original sponsor of legislation to ban bath salts and other synthetic drugs.

Media Bias, anyone?

When I first heard the media lumping bath salts and LSD together that really pissed me off. I thought I was the only one.

BTW: Charlie Dent, keep up with that drug war rhetoric. That is the real problem, poor people getting high to avoid the reality that they are owned by the corporate overlords. They need to really FEEL that pain to get closer to god. Keep up with the fight, soon the war on drugs will be won!

Vicodin addiction is a joke – NOT POSSIBLE

Latest episode of House had Cutty dumping House cause he took vicodin before he visited her on her (supposed) deathbed. Episode finished with a scene where house dramatically takes TWO Vicodin pills (orally) in the bathroom. oooohhhh

the dramatic closeup right before house decides to pop the bottle

WTF ever, vicodin addiction is IMPOSSIBLE – or nearly anyways. Why? It has so much acetaminophen in it you would die of liver failure in no time if you took enough pills to get moderately stoned. Heck, even the US medical whatever recently REDUCED their max acetaminophen recommendation from one gram to 800mg. How much is in an “extra strength” vicodin? 750MG per 7mg hydrocodone. How much in regular? 500mg per 5mg hydrocodone. Get the trend? TWO PILLS maxes out your DAILY DOSE unless you are DUMB or don’t care.

There is a conspiracy afoot to ban all use of any drug that provides any “pleasure”, and the media blitz against vicodin is a perfect example of that. (note:  he is not really getting pure hydrocodone, that doesn’t exist in the USA but regardless that isn’t high up on the abusable list of opiates)

here is a quote from wiki:

Per os hydrocodone has a MEDD factor of .4, meaning that 1 mg of hydrocodone is equivalent to .4 mg of intravenous morphine. However, because of morphine’s low oral bioavailability, there is a 1:1 correspondence between orally administered morphine and orally administered hydrocodone.

BTW Mathew Perry, you are a fucking pussy and your interview saying that dentists are to blame for prescribing this “very powerful medication like candy” is loathsome. Oh, the pain and suffering people are enduring for mindless fear of addiction! PISS OFF.