Ninja Rolls Cause Straight Men to Become Gay

In further proof that ninja rolls cause people to become gay comes the story of Chris Birch, who upon completing ninja rolls on grass became instantly gay;

“I was doing a forward roll down a grass bank one day and …I realised I’d changed.”

Given this startling revelation we strongly recommend that all ninja activities be suspended pending investigation…unless that is your thing, of course. Nothing wrong with that, just sayin’ if you like liking girls then think twice before training to become a ninja.

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2 thoughts on “Ninja Rolls Cause Straight Men to Become Gay

    • lol – thanks for the information. with your permission I will include it in an assay of current research on the topic. and thanks for not taking me seriously ;)

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